My Mortal Enemy...…The Vacuum

March 12, 2019

Has anyone else become mortal enemies with their Roomba vacuum? Every Sunday morning, when Deborah Clement is conveniently at the gym, our stupid Roomba comes to life and does a B line directly for my wheelchair. It spends the next hour making a terrible racket and bumping into my chair repeatedly. When I finally had enough yesterday and tried to crush him with my chair, he ran into my bedroom and unplugged the Internet router I feel like he's the Road Runner, I am Wile E. Coyote. Already developing my plan for next weekend....



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